David Thompson

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About

This was a nice Bootstrap template I could download for free, this is a poor reflection of anything I could produce, but you made it this far and so let's begin.

The guys above and below, not me. What I am though is a really normal, PHP developer from Yorkshire.

PHP Backend Web Developer.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done. - Linus Torvalds

  • Birthday: 4th Jan 1991
  • City: Halifax, West Yorkshire, England, UK, EU Europe

I have a lot of experience when it comes to PHP dev. I have created my own framework (nothing wrong with Laravel or CakePHP - they're just heavy out the box). My framework hasn't actually failed any static code analysis (INB4 proved wrong) and hasn't failed (yet) an attack. The general consensus "it's too basic to have any problems". That's fine by me, K.I.S.S. I can't share it as it was funded by work.

The framework has been battle tested serving thousands of requests per second across multiple eCommerce sites and backend systems.

Facts

I am actually good at PHP. I have been doing this professionally since 2013. Before that I have been writing it for other people (unpaid "professional" since 2003).

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Skills

HTML 90%
CSS 75%
JavaScript 70%
PHP 95%
AWS (EC2, RDS, Aurora, S3) 70%
Misc. IT Jobs (literally anything involing a plug or battery) - maaaany disciplines9001%